What Would Jesus Drive?

By Ryan, February 17, 2007

I found the retardedest* joke in the world today while surfing the Internet. I was dismayed to see that my Malibu did not make the cut, but I can still enjoy a good laugh.
Cars Found in the Bible
Car Reference
Old Plymouth “God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.”
A Pontiac and a Geo “Pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm.”
Dodge pickup Moses’ followers are warned not to go up a mountain “until the Ram’s horn sounds a long blast”
A Honda that Jesus was humble about “For I did not speak of my own Accord...”
A British motorcycle “The roar of Moses’ Triumph was heard in the hills...”
A British motorcycle with a hole in its muffler “Joshua’s Triumph was heard throughout the land...”
A crowded Honda “The Apostles were in one Accord.”
Just thought I would share that with my little corner of the Web. And, while I’m on, check out the website I designed for my brother Tyler!

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