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Satan vs. Kerry

By Ryan, December 2, 2005

Today, my mom was listening to Mark Levin, an infuential republican talk show host. Why do we need to listen to him, anyway? I mean, our family is already full of ’publicans. It’s not like we need to listen to him so we don’t fall into the evil hands of the liberals. No, we listen to him so we have more ammo against those liberal whackos. (No offense, all you lefties out there.)

This corresponds to why we read the Bible. It’s so that don’t we fall into the hands of Satan (or John Kerry). We will have more meat against that stupid devil (I mean Satan this time) if we read the Bible.

Like I have room to talk. I think the last time the Bible came off my shelf (not for church) was when I tried to read the whole thing through in 5th grade. I still have the bookmark right where I left off 5 years ago... Genesis 6. Hrmph. I’ma try to get caught up next year. Join me... I will post the reading calendar online in whatever format (probably HTML).

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